I am not an environmentalist

A lot of people have the idea I am some sort of environmentalist or hippie. After all, I compost, take the bus to work, live in a 798 sq ft house with my family of six, use a reel mower, have a tankless water heater, use grocery bins instead of plastic bags, and recycle. The list goes on.
The funny thing is, however, that none of that has anything to do with the environment.
You see, I’m Scottish. And Dutch. Which means I’m cheap.
I compost and recycle because it means I don’t have to buy as many garbage bags. I use a reel mower because I don’t have to buy more gas or spend more on electricity.
I take the bus to work because I don’t have to buy another car, which means a car payment, more insurance, and more gas.
My family of six lives in a 798 sq ft house because we bought it for $75,000, reducing our monthly housing costs at the time by $150. I use a tankless water heater because it saves money on gas usage, and we don’t run out of hot water.
I use grocery bins instead of plastic bags because I can pack them faster in the store, and my store charges for plastic bags.
I don’t hate environmentalists. Some of my best friends are environmentalists. Just realize that most of my seemingly green choices are generally just simple practical choices.