- Don’t pierce your ear, it’ll make you queer.
- Don’t wave that way, it’ll make you gay.
- Don’t grow that tag, they’ll call you “fag”.
- Don’t play the flute, they’ll call you “fruit”.
- Walk straight. Talk straight. Blow your candles straight.
- Throw straight. Show straight. Grab your handles straight.
- Stand straight. Hand straight. Make your bedding straight.
- Like straight. Love straight. Dream your wedding straight.
